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Flop Qh, get it in vs AA, be a ~80% favorite

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why I love PLO

 

IPoker, $235 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold’em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager – The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 22,152 (44.3 bb)
BTN: 18,848 (37.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 11,024 (22 bb)
BB: 24,812 (49.6 bb)
UTG+1: 4,039 (8.1 bb)
UTG+2: 18,514 (37 bb)
MP1: 4,585 (9.2 bb)
MP2: 7,335 (14.7 bb)
MP3: 24,862 (49.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Ah Ac

 


5 folds, CO raises to 1,100, BTN folds, Hero raises to 2,500, BB folds, CO calls 1,400

Flop: (5,950) Jc 6h Qh (2 players)
Hero bets 2,500, CO raises to 13,450,

Hero calls 5,974 and is all-in

Turn: (22,898) Qs (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (22,898) 7h (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 22,898 pot
Final Board: Jc 6h Qh Qs 7h
CO showed 9d Qd and won 22,898 (11,874 net)
Hero mucked Ah Ac and lost (-11,024 net)

 

Yes the irony of me using a gif from a show called workaholics, while I play a game for a living was not lost on me either.

that easy and no sonic screwdriver required

Yeah getting no where

It’s always fun getting dealt quads and being able to just play a hand with no chance of winning other than your opponent folding.

 

IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager – The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP): $55.87 (279.3 bb)
CO: $65.91 (329.5 bb)
BTN: $21.60 (108 bb)
SB: $18.57 (92.9 bb)
BB: $31.79 (159 bb)
UTG: $28.04 (140.2 bb)

 

 

Preflop: Hero is MP with 3 3 3 3

UTG foldsHero raises to $0.70, 2 folds, SB calls $0.60, BB folds

Flop: ($1.60) 5 6 8 (2 players)

 

SB checks,

 

 

Hero bets $1.20, SB calls $1.20

Turn: ($4) 7 (2 players)

 

 

SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3

 

 

 

River: ($10) 4 (2 players)
SB checks,

 

 

Hero bets $8.60,

 

SB folds

Results: $10.00 pot ($0.50 rake)

Final Board: 5 6 8 7 4
Hero mucked 3 3 3 3 and won $9.50 ($4.60 net)
SB mucked and lost (-$4.90 net)

 

Reckless disregard for money,  playing for bragging rights